Chipotle does teshuvah

The text on a napkin from Chipotle says:

This napkin is made from 90% post-consumer recycled unbleached paper.  It could have been an electricity bill or a parking ticket in its past life. Forgive and forget. 

It's all interpretation. And Siri is doing the interpreting.

A running list of Siri's interpretation of dictated Hebrew or Yiddish:

Own egg = oneg

Shabbat tone = Shabbaton

Fleece coat = Selichot

Escrow service = Yiskor service

SKU circle = Yiskor circle

Have dollar = Havdallah
Style eat = tallit
Telly it = tallit
Telly tote = tallitot
Seat seat = tzit tzit
Holler = challah

Reader's Kaddish = Raiders cottage